first-reactionss:

Tangled In The Great Escape

tomathin:

when you accidentally bump into the president

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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darrenbuttisgoodbutt:

darrenbuttisgoodbutt:

my very first date didn’t go well because we were at the movie theater and in the middle of the movie the guy just swiftly stuck his hand in my bra and cupped my boob and said “my boob” and i told him that if he ever assumed he owned part of my body again i would sell his intestines on the black market. not much has changed since i was 12

except 12 year old me could you know. get a date.

(via buttbiscuit)

revelrhy:

i just wanna sell out my funeral – the wonder years
brousster:

camping supplies
tonyperry:

Got a chance to catch up with @jonnycraig4l at the APMAs! Apparently @elmakias was being too loud :)
radicooler:

ero-assphyxiation:

parkermassey:

adapt or die

Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out

Mother nature is punk af.
5sob:

xxx

Tay Jardine at Vans Warped Tour. My photograph/edit, please don't repost.

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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